two

Thus, he deliberately did not sign up, leaving me foolishly to find him on my own

I picked up the roster and the registration form, starting to ask the first student in the front row: "Liu Zhen, which event did you just register for? I need to verify it... Bai Chuan is for shot put and the 800-meter relay, the next one is..." I looked at the empty desk and turned to Bai Chuan, asking, "Where did your deskmate go?"

Haha, have you heard? The most elegant Huang Yaxi actually wore grandma's underwear

This means that all 48 individuals on the class roster should register for the competition, but why is it that no matter how the registration form is counted, there are only 47 individuals?

I confidently said, "Teacher Lin, please rest assured."

Shirakawa scratched the back of his head and frowned: "He seemed to be here just now; perhaps he has gone to the restroom."

In my dictionary, there will absolutely be no word "lose"

I gently tapped the table with my pen and said in a rather disapproving tone: "Bai Chuan, you must not hold such a dismissive attitude towards your classmates. We are all classmates, and we must unite and care for one another. If Mi Lin comes, please have him look for me."

Upon returning to the classroom, I walked straight to the podium and clapped my hands: "Everyone, please be quiet and listen to me."

Considering that he is also regarded as a "legendary figure," if he comes to find me later, I will engage him in conversation a bit more. I suppose this moment will become a rare rosy hue in his life memories? ... Perhaps he has secretly had a crush on me, which might explain why he could become more awkward in my presence ...

Oh heavens! I had finally managed to forget that dreadful zipper incident, so why have you thrown the only eyewitness back in front of me? Even more terrifying is that this guy is wearing our school's uniform!

From the reactions of Bai Chuan and others just now, it seems that he did not share any embarrassing stories in class. However, this could very well be his cunning scheme. Perhaps he has been waiting for me to notice his presence, only to take the opportunity to make various rude requests. Yet, due to his extremely weak presence, I completely failed to realize that he was actually my classmate.

As I spoke, I checked off this name, but suddenly I froze: "Mi Lin? Strange, is there such a person in our class? How do I have no memory of them at all?"

To my surprise, everyone appeared to be in difficulty, saying: "It's so hard..."

My goodness! That means he already knew me that day, so he deliberately approached me, but unexpectedly caught me off guard? Now that he appears in front of me, he must be wanting to threaten me! Next, he will definitely ask me to be friends with him, and perhaps even go so far as to want me to be his girlfriend, asking me to go on dates with him, accompany him for meals, watch movies, and study!

Is this a particularly inconspicuous person, so I completely did not notice him? Have I never heard this name before?

Indeed, the first place in the grade belongs to us

It is said that Teacher Lin and Teacher Su both started teaching at the school in the same year, and the competition between the two is quite intense. However, Teacher Lin's luck always seems to be slightly worse than that of Teacher Su, resulting in consistently falling behind at critical moments

What does wearing Auntie's underwear mean? I heard that she doesn't even zip up properly when she goes out, in reality, she is an exhibitionist

Yaxi looked so cute just now

Students, the teacher just informed me that there will be a sports meeting at the end of the month. I believe that everyone has the capability to help our class secure first place in the grade. Now, please tell me, do you have confidence?

I foolishly stared in the direction they had disappeared for a few minutes before finally reacting, jumping directly out of my seat: "Ah, hey, wait a minute..." The words were abruptly cut off halfway as I faced the surprised or puzzled gazes of my classmates, and I suddenly realized that I had just acted in a manner that was completely contrary to the image of perfection and elegance I had always maintained.

A strange thing has happened; the memory I take pride in has actually failed me, and I cannot recall the name that is missing no matter how hard I try

His words left me astonished

The noisy classmates quieted down and turned their attention to me

I quickly took out the registration form and the roster to verify: "It turns out the missing name is him. I didn't expect that I would make a mistake too. Shirakawa, do you know what special skills Mi Lin has?"

It turns out that she was just pretending all along. What princess? Bah!

"How did you end up here?" I gazed at the person before me, my face pale, almost unable to speak.

Bang

It seems that I can hear the laughter of countless people in my ears

Disheveled like a bird's nest, the black short hair

What a disaster, what should I do? It's all that Mi Lin's fault! Not only did he see me make a fool of myself, but he also publicly said such vulgar things to me, causing my mask to almost fall off. How can I remedy this situation now?

Yes, that's right, this must be the truth

I returned to my seat with a beaming smile, hearing the discussion beside me saying, "That guy Mi Lin is really lucky." It seems that this Mi Lin must be the "marginal person," how pitiful.

There is a lack of confidence

But ...? ... Wuwuwu, how can this be resolved

Bai Chuan said with some distress: "He usually doesn't talk much, and his presence is very weak. I often forget that there is a deskmate next to me." He chuckled and said, "He is completely the opposite type of Huan classmate."

First in the grade! The deafening cheers nearly lifted the roof off.

I smiled as I picked up the chalk and swiftly wrote a line of large characters on the blackboard: Sports Meeting NO. 1

But now I have leverage in his hands, and I must calmly think of a way to resolve this major issue

I covered my stomach with my hand, trying hard to force a smile: "My stomach hurts so much, please help me call an ambulance..." Suddenly, everything went dark, and I lost all awareness.

A person like him could never become my friend

Yes, it must be so

Just as I was desperately trying to muster all my intelligence to find a way to get by, my classmates warmly gathered around me

This concludes all the content of this sports meeting. Classmate Huang, I entrust everything to you. Teacher Lin, the class advisor, solemnly placed the blue folder in my hands, his expression akin to that of entrusting a sacred mission.

As expected of Classmate Huang, even when frowning and pouting, she is still beautiful

"Classmate Huang, why has your complexion become so pale?"

"As you command, I guarantee the completion of the task." Shirakawa placed his left hand flat against his forehead in a gesture of respect, "If he hears this news, he will surely faint from surprise, haha"

No, I absolutely cannot allow such a terrible thing to happen

If I can't remember, I'll go through them one by one! After quickly comparing the registration form with the class roster, I ultimately found that everyone on the class roster had been checked off.

Teacher Lin quickly glanced at the other end of the office, where the desk was empty, but I knew that the owner of that desk was none other than Teacher Su, the head teacher of our class's biggest competitor.

The corners of my mouth almost twitched: "Why is there a lack of confidence? Clearly, everyone is very strong. Izumi, you were a member of the track and field team at your previous school; Shoujun, although your physical fitness is not great, your three-point shooting in physical education class is nearly a hundred percent success rate; Yuanqing and Longjia are very strong..."

Indeed, usually, Classmate Huang is always too elegant and composed, like an unattainable flower on a high mountain, creating a sense of distance from us. I didn't expect Classmate Huang to also have a childish side.

Shirakawa tightly covered Mi Lin's mouth with his hand and awkwardly said, "Classmate Hō, please do not take this guy's words to heart. Also, I really am not familiar with him..." While speaking, he dragged Mi Lin backward, and by the time the last word was spoken, he had already disappeared from the classroom with Mi Lin.

Oh, very well then, I will come to find him later

Your appendix seems to be a bit off, it is best to go to the hospital for an examination. Have you been having trouble with bowel movements lately, and do you find yourself passing gas more often at times?

Yaxi, you are sweating a lot, what is wrong with you

Is he Mi Lin? My classmate?

I smiled and looked up to the side, and when I clearly saw the other person's face

"What are you saying? How can you say such things to a girl?" I felt my face flush, completely unable to utter those two vulgar words.

Wow, I am actually being noticed by Classmate Huang? I am so happy! Classmate Huang, please rest assured, I will do my utmost to perform.

Mi Lin said seriously: "There is nothing to be embarrassed about; all living beings defecate and pass gas, and you are no exception. If these are considered abnormal, it means..."

I squint my eyes and smile: "Because I am the class monitor, I usually pay a lot of attention to everyone."

Just when I was about to cry out of anxiety, Mi Lin spoke with a blank expression

Although this sports meeting is a competition of athletics, as long as I am present, those foolish commoners will surely work even harder to please me, and perhaps they might even win first place for the team

He is truly despicable and shameless! ... I must ... . ... Huh, why is my stomach starting to hurt, and the pain is getting worse.

Hearing their excited cheers as if they had been injected with adrenaline, I seized the moment: "Then let us begin the registration for the competition events. Oh, by the way, this sports meeting is somewhat different from previous ones; it requires full participation. This means that every student in the class must register for at least one event; otherwise, even if everyone wins first place in their individual events, they will not qualify for the group award evaluation. Therefore, everyone should first register for the event they wish to participate in, and then we will combine based on our strengths to achieve the best results. Our goal is ...

In the face of my classmates' blind admiration, I would have been elated and floating with excitement in the past, but now I only feel annoyed, as I need to quickly confront this Mi Lin to find out what he truly intends to do

My beloved fountain pen fell to the ground, yet I remained completely unaware, for I had just discovered something terrifying

"I need to take a leave on the day of the sports meeting, so I do not plan to sign up." A familiar voice echoed in my ear, interrupting my thoughts

However, this law has been broken since I entered school. Whether in academic performance or various competitions, I have always been in first place, effortlessly turning the top student in Teacher Su's class into a perennial second place. Therefore, Teacher Lin dotes on me and trusts me immensely

But I will not yield

a huge pair of vintage black-framed glasses

We are completely from two different worlds

I am both angry and amused: "Aren't you desk mates? Why are you still not familiar with each other?"

After I happily completed the registration form, I counted the names: "Huh, why are there only 47 names? Who hasn't registered?"

I spoke out the strengths and merits of most of my classmates in one breath, which immediately elicited bursts of exclamations.

"How do you know about these things, Classmate Huang?"

Just as he was about to speak, I immediately stood up, ready to drag him out. At that moment, Shirakawa emerged from behind him: "Hō classmate, this guy is Mi Lin. Mi Lin, you should speak nicely to Hō classmate."

"Special skills?" After pondering for a while, Shirakawa said, "It seems I don't have any? I'm not familiar with him."

Isn't that the otaku who saw me wearing grandma's underwear

In the past, I believed that such creatures only existed in legends, as their definition is: lacking any outstanding talents, having no exceptional achievements, and possessing no striking appearance, being taciturn or clumsy. In short, they are utterly worthless and have accomplished nothing, eternally living as the lowest of the low in the world, mere ants.